Then suddenly, without warning, it was November.
And somehow I managed to leave my brain functionality (and all my time management skills) somewhere back in May...of 2009.
Please don't ask me questions about
Ordering wedding (!!!) pictures
Buying insurance
Registering to vote
Registering for school
Registering other important things (like cars)
Major homework assignments
Major housework assignments
Dinner for my family
Dinner for that family over there that I promised to make
Grocery Shopping to buy food for all these superfluous dinners
Laundry
Returning phone calls, emails, texts, compliments, borrowed items
Et
cet
er
a.
It's pitiful.
And embarrasing.
Just the other day, when I confessed such sins, my friend looked at me incredulously like I was something of an unresponsible, unloving, unorganized, upatriotic criminal.
Guilty as charged.
I don't have children yet. So, how is it humanly possible that I'm already experiencing the "only-half-a-brain" syndrome??
They say that some forms of Malaria can cause memory loss.
I never really had Malaria.
At least I think I didn't.
But, then again, I really don't remember.
So.
I think I'll go with that.
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