Life could always be worse...

You could end up a Teen-aged Mutant Ninja Turtle gone terribly, terribly wrong:

I'm not sure how you negotiate life with two heads. 

Much less with a fifth foot lodged between them. 

I have a hard enough time making up the one mind I have

and not tangling the two feet attached to my ankles.

The least they could do is name this poor fellow...

(Or should I say, fellows?)

Something Italian.

And famous.

Like Pavaro-celli.




Or something.