September has found me slaving away at piles homework, amidst piles of moving boxes (which seem to harbor renegade wolf spiders, which wreak havoc in my kitchen at 12:30 am).
Not exactly interesting blog post fodder.
Hence the neglect.
But, rather, I might say
Hence the sparing you from vapid updates.
But I'm still alive and the baby's kicking,
So life is pleasantly chaotic.
In baby news:
No major updates, other than to my wardrobe, which is having a hard time containing this "blossoming" mid-section of mine.
But, hey, new duds are always fun.
It's just too bad their longevity in my closet will be short-lived.
Honestly, I don't know if I could have asked for a better pregnancy thus far.
I've been pretty lucky.
Blessed, actually.
In other news:
And in the vein of forthrightness, again, I'll be honest,
This kind of freaked me out today:
Kind of really freaked me out.
I'm obviously not prepared for the inevitable.
And why in the world is EVERY stage of pregnancy related to food??
I mean, I love eating for two, but seriously, I do know how to relate to non-edible analogies.
Maybe the thought of birthing a bagel is easier to grasp than, say, a chrysanthemum.
But really, I just kind of look at it as a deterrent from places like Einsteins and Krispy Kreme.
I mean, how can I enjoy a Schmear when this is all I can think about??
Maybe,
Just maybe,
There's some logic to that.
4 comments:
Wow. Wow. I will absolutely take this to heart while birthing my next child. What an ah-ha moment . . .
Ok so that visual guide is cracking me up! I think that is why we are pregnant for 9 months...So we can get use to ideas like dilating to the size of a Bagel!
HA HA HA - Listen.... the good news? You will be so miserable by the end of your pregnancy that you will be ready to endure anything! It's really will end up being a sweet experience!
My reaction: "Ahh! Ahhh!! Wait, is 10 cm really bagel-sized? (breaks out ruler) Yes, it is! Ahhhhh!!!"
Oh, what fun!
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