Midnight in Moscow

So life as a SAHM

(As I so cooly like to refer to myself)

is,

amidst all its greatness,

a little quiet.

Don't get me wrong.

Baby coos send me to the moon and back,

But I have to practically stand on my head to elicit them.

So to kill three birds with one stone,

I give you Midnight in Moscow.

Three birds?  You ask.

Well yes,

You see, this has become our diaper-changing theme song.

1.  Because it's an otherwise dirty and loathsome job.

2.  Because I am bound and determined to raise a trumpet-blowin' Jason Bourne.

3.  Because mom dancing like a loony gets the biggest grins and most excited squeals, bar none.




And maybe... 4. To showcase that real men aren't afraid to use a plunger.