March

March has come in like a lion:

A fearsome, ferocious lion

That likes to prey on savings and soon-to-be tax returns.

I quiver at the thought.

This lion kind of looks like two aging and feeble cars,

Kind of like the outrageous housing market in DC,

And kind of like the relentlessness of school loan payments.

Perhaps March will go out like a lamb.

But, I'm kind of thinking it will be more like lamb chops.